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Happy Ramzan

July 24th, 2014 by admin No comments »

R – Roz Rakhna
A – Allah Se Darna
M – Masjid Ko Jana
Z – Zakat Dena
A – Ache Kaam Karna
N – Namaz Parhna

HAPPY RAMZAN :-)

Ramzaan Mubarak

July 23rd, 2014 by admin No comments »

Hum Aapke Dil Me Rahte Hain.
Isliye Har Dard Sahte hain .
Koi Hum Se Pehle Wish Na Kar De Aapko.
Isliye Hum Aapko 2 Din Pehle,
Ramzaan Mubarak Baad Kehte Hain.

Hey Bhagwan

July 22nd, 2014 by admin No comments »

Sharabi Bhakt: Hey Bhagwan, Kya aap meri Sharab chhudwa sakte hai?

Bhagwan: Haa Beta!

Bhakt: To meri 40 botal police station me zapt hai, Woh chhudwa do.

Tujhko dekhenge

July 21st, 2014 by admin No comments »

Tujhko dekhenge sitare to Zia maange ge
Aur Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge
Apne kande se dupatta na sarakne dena
Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge

Class me so kyon rahe ho?

July 20th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Teacher (Bunty se): Bunty, Tum class me so kyon rahe ho?

Bunty: Ma’m, Aapki aawaaz itni pyaari hai ki mai so hee jaata hoon!

Teacher: Toh baakiyon ko neend kyon nahi aa rahi?

Bunty: Kyonki ve aapko sun hee nahi rahe Ma’m!

Hamaraa Rishta

July 19th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Hamaraa Rishta Hai ise Hum Nibhayenge
Pal Pal Aapko Satayenge Hasayenge
Aapko Toh Fursat Hi Nahi Yaad Karne Ki
Par Hum SMS Karke Yaad Dilayenge…

3 Cheezo se bani

July 18th, 2014 by admin No comments »

3 Cheezo se bani he Duniya – “Himmat, Hosla or Dum”
3 Lamho se bani he Zindagi – “Khushi, Ehsaas or Gum”
3 Cheezo se bani he yeh Dosti – “U, Me or Hum……….”

BMW Mili He

July 17th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife..

Sabse Fast

July 16th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Duniya me 2 cheeze Sabse Fast
Hai..
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1. Email
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2. Female
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1 Minute Me Idhar Ki Baat
Udhar Pohcha Deti Hai..!!!

Aaj Bhi Teri DOSTI

July 15th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Aaj Bhi Teri DOSTI Yad Aane Pey
MjhKo Rula Deti H …
Tu Bhul Jaye MjhKo Tou Gum Nhi …
Par Meri Dosti Hmesha Tujh Ko Duaa Deti H …