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Tum FB me ho?

May 24th, 2016 by admin1 No comments »

*Twitter DM chat*
He: Tum FB me ho?
She: No
He: Whatsapp?
She: No
He: Hike?
She: No
He: To kaha ho?
She: Bf ke sath.
He: Bye bhen :-)

Hand Writing

May 23rd, 2016 by admin1 No comments »

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Agar Hand Writing Ki Baat Karen To
Exam Ke Aakhiri 15 Min Mein Har
Student Mein Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai.

Shahjahan jaisa

May 20th, 2016 by admin1 No comments »

GIRL: Kitna pyar krte ho mujhse?
BOY: Shahjahan jaisa.
GIRL: To Tajmahal bnwao.
BOY: Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.

Shopkeeper Ko Bewaquff Bana Diya

May 19th, 2016 by admin1 No comments »

Santa: Mene Shopkeeper Ko Bewaquff Bana Diya
Banta: Kese…?
Santa: Mene Rs50 Ka Recharge Krwaya,
Or Num Dusre Ka Bata Diya :-)

Tujhko dekhenge sitare to

May 18th, 2016 by admin1 No comments »

Tujhko dekhenge sitare to Zia maange ge
Aur Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge
Apne kande se dupatta na sarakne dena
Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge

Dosti Ghazal

May 12th, 2016 by admin1 No comments »

Dosti Ghazal hai gungunanae ke liye
Dosti nagma hia sunanae ke liye
Ye woh Jazba hai jo sabko milta nahi
Kyon ki hausla chaiye isse nibhane ke liye

12 Rs do na

May 9th, 2016 by admin1 No comments »

Beggar: Saab 12 Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!

Train me

May 6th, 2016 by admin1 No comments »

Train me ek husband apni wife se
Tujhse shaadi karke pachta raha hu
dil karta hai tujhe kutto ke aage daal du
Saamne wala passenge
Bhow, bhow bhow, bhow….

Kuch Baate

May 5th, 2016 by admin1 No comments »

Kuch Baate Krke Rulaa Na Dena,
Chup Rehke Saza N Dena,
N De Sako Khushi To Gum Hi Sahi,
Bus Ek Vada Kro Kisi Ko Paake Hume Kabhi Bhula Na Dena…!!

SMS to ek

May 4th, 2016 by admin1 No comments »

SMS to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ekpal churana hai,
Aap yaad kare na kare koi baat nahi,
Par aapki yaad aati hai, bas itna hi batana tha.