Archive for the ‘Cool Hindi SMS’ category

Duniya Me

November 21st, 2013

Duniya Me 2 Hathiyaar aise Hai,
Jo
Parmaanu Bomb Se Bhi Jyada
Khatarnak Hai Ladko Par
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1. Ladki Ki SMILE
2. Ladki Ke AANSU
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Jo Kisi Ladke Se Kuch Bhi Karwa Sakte Hai.. 8-O

Ache insan ki talaash

November 18th, 2013

DUNIA me kabhii bhi ache insan ki talaash mein mat niklna.
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Kiyon ke
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. (‘,’)
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Hum ghar mein hi hote hain.

Kehte hain

November 16th, 2013

Kehte hain khubsurat chiz dekhne se insaan aur zyada khubsurat ho jata hai..
to.
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Aapke pass Meri TASVEER hai ya bheju…

NICE DAY…

14 Feb

November 12th, 2013

DEAR Singles:
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February aane me Zyada tym nhi
hai
Mehnat karo dil laga k…!!
Warna is bar bhi 14 Feb..
FB pe Like
or Comment kar k guzaarni Padegi :mrgreen:

Ro kyu rahi ho?

November 5th, 2013

Boy: Ro kyu rahi ho :-?
Girl: Mere marks bahot kam aaye hai.. :-(
Boy: Bata kitne aaye hai?
Girl: Sirf 88%
Boy: Khuda ka khauf kar Kamini..
Itne mein to 2 ladke pass ho jate hain ;-)

Mera mobile

October 28th, 2013

Girl: Mera mobile Maa ke paas rehta hai…
Boy: Agar pakdi gayi toh?
Girl: Tumhara number ‘Battery Low’ naam se
save hai,
Jab bhi tumhara call aata hai, Maa kehti hai lo
Charge karlo

Cheeni lete aana

October 22nd, 2013

Chinese ladki ko dekhkar Mom boli:
Beta ye kya le aaye ho?

Beta: Apne khud hi to kaha tha ki ghar aate hue cheeni lete aana!!!

Jiis Din Se

October 19th, 2013

Jiis Din Se us Bewafa Ne Mujhe chora Hy
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DOST
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Yaqeen karo
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Mobile ki Battery 3, 4 Din aaram se chal jati hy..

Apne mobile ko

October 12th, 2013

Apne mobile ko facewash lagkar garm pani se
Dhokar kumkum aur chawal lagkar mandir main chada
Do kyuki sms to aap karte nhi to puja karo.

Kuchh Rishta

October 11th, 2013

Kuchh Rishta Upar Bante Hai
Kuchh Rishta Log Banaate Hain
Who Log Bahut Khaas Hote Hai
Jo Bina Rishtey, Rishta Nibhaate Hain