Archive for the ‘Cool Hindi SMS’ category

Nafrat

December 17th, 2013

Nafrat Koi Kar Nahi Sakta
Apke Pyar Ka Karz Koi Bhar Nahi Sakta
Dil Ke Sabse Kareb Hai Apka Pyaar
Apse Badkar Koi Pyara Ho Nahi Sakta…

Strange Fact

December 4th, 2013

Bahut aasan hai kisi ko hurt karna aur kehna:
SORRY…
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But
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Bahut muskil hota hai,
Khud hurt hoke kehna: I AM FINE :-)

Beta batao

November 27th, 2013

Dad: Beta batao jaan kaha se nikalti hai…
Son: Khidki se.!!
Dad: Wo kaise??
Son: Kal raat ko Didi 1 ladke ko kah rahi thi,
Jaan khidki se nikal jao papa aa jaayege… :-P

Duniya Me

November 21st, 2013

Duniya Me 2 Hathiyaar aise Hai,
Jo
Parmaanu Bomb Se Bhi Jyada
Khatarnak Hai Ladko Par
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1. Ladki Ki SMILE
2. Ladki Ke AANSU
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Jo Kisi Ladke Se Kuch Bhi Karwa Sakte Hai.. 8-O

Ache insan ki talaash

November 18th, 2013

DUNIA me kabhii bhi ache insan ki talaash mein mat niklna.
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Kiyon ke
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._/ \_
Hum ghar mein hi hote hain.

Kehte hain

November 16th, 2013

Kehte hain khubsurat chiz dekhne se insaan aur zyada khubsurat ho jata hai..
to.
?
?
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Aapke pass Meri TASVEER hai ya bheju…

NICE DAY…

14 Feb

November 12th, 2013

DEAR Singles:
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February aane me Zyada tym nhi
hai
Mehnat karo dil laga k…!!
Warna is bar bhi 14 Feb..
FB pe Like
or Comment kar k guzaarni Padegi :mrgreen:

Ro kyu rahi ho?

November 5th, 2013

Boy: Ro kyu rahi ho :-?
Girl: Mere marks bahot kam aaye hai.. :-(
Boy: Bata kitne aaye hai?
Girl: Sirf 88%
Boy: Khuda ka khauf kar Kamini..
Itne mein to 2 ladke pass ho jate hain ;-)

Mera mobile

October 28th, 2013

Girl: Mera mobile Maa ke paas rehta hai…
Boy: Agar pakdi gayi toh?
Girl: Tumhara number ‘Battery Low’ naam se
save hai,
Jab bhi tumhara call aata hai, Maa kehti hai lo
Charge karlo

Cheeni lete aana

October 22nd, 2013

Chinese ladki ko dekhkar Mom boli:
Beta ye kya le aaye ho?

Beta: Apne khud hi to kaha tha ki ghar aate hue cheeni lete aana!!!