Archive for the ‘Cool Hindi SMS’ category

Hum Sirf Ye Soch Kar

July 13th, 2014

Hum Sirf Ye Soch Kar Apni Answer
Sheet Khaali Chhod Aate Hain Ke Kahi
Teachers Ye Na Kahein,
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“Dekho Aaj Ke Bacche Bado Ko Jawaab
Dete Hain”
.
Sanskar You Know..!!

Tere Pyar

June 25th, 2014

Tere Pyar Me Do Pal Ki Zindgi
Bahut Hai ..
Ek Pal Ki Hansi..
Aur
Ek Pal Ki Kushi Bahut Hai..
Ye Dunia Mujhe Jane Ya Na Jane..
Teri Ankhe Muje Pehchane
Yahi Bahut Hai ..

Police Constable

May 16th, 2014

Police constable 2 his Son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo :-D

Agar aap

May 15th, 2014

Agar aap Pareshan ho
Neend nai aati
Sukon nai?
Kisi kam me dil B nai lagta
To samjo k apki zindgi me
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Vitamin “She/He” ki kami haiā€¦

1 Khwab

May 6th, 2014

1 Khwab, 1 Pyar, 1 Haqiqat Ho Tum.
Dosti Me Padnewali Har Zaroorat Ho Tum.
Jisko Roj Itne SMS Karnepade, Woh Musibat Ho Tum ;-)

Ruth jao

May 5th, 2014

Ruth jao kitna b mana lenge
Dur jao kitna b bula lenge
Dil aakhir dil he sagar ki ret to nahi
K naam likh kar usse mita denge

Sab kuch tod de!

May 1st, 2014

When I break a Glass..

Mom: Haan sab kuch tod de.. Kitchen bhi tod de, Ghar bhi tod de, Sab kuch tod de!

When Mom breaks a glass..

Mom: Ye Glass yahan kisne rakha tha?

:-) Love u Mom :-)

Breakfast karke aaya

April 21st, 2014

Attitude at exam!!!!
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Teacher: Kuch kiya bhi hai ya aise hi aa gaye?
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Student: Sir, breakfast karke aaya hu, or Aap?

Nind me ho to

April 18th, 2014

Nind me ho to SAPNA bhejo.
Jaag rahe ho to YAADE bhejo.
Hans rahe ho to JOKE bhejo.
Ro rahe ho to AASU bhejo.
Aur SMS padh rahe ho to reply bhejo :-P :-P

Agar aap

March 29th, 2014

Agar aap kahi ja rahe hai
Aur
“Kala Kutta”
Aap ke aage se guzar jaye to samjh
Jana
Ki Kala Kutta bhi kahi jaa raha hai! :lol: