In
1 Year,
12 Months,
365 Days & Nights,
8760 Hours,
52560 Min,
3153600 Sec,
Sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.

Aur sirf 2 Mins lagay
Is jhoot ko type kernay mein

Kanton bhary rasty per kon ap ka sath dega?

Mummy/Papa: No
Husband/Wife: No
Brother/Sister: No
Ap Ka Lover/Friend: No

Sirf aur Sirf Aap ki
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CHAPAL

A boy was walking in rain.
A gal came: Why didn’t you share umbrella?
Boy: No its Ok sister & walked away.
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Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi.. Ladki khaas nahi thi!

Main Bevkuf!
Main Bevkuf!
Main Bevkuf!
Main Bevkuf!
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Aahista Bolo
Aawaj Yaha Tak Aa Rhi Hai.
Ab Ho To Ho
Sbko Btana Jruri Hai Kya.?

Teacher: Chand par pehla kadam kisne
rakha…..??
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Santa: Neil Armstrong..
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Teacher: Aur doosra……….??
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Santa: Oye teacher , Doosra bhi usi
ne rakha hoga na, Langda thodi tha…

Son: Parosi Ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati…

Father: Tujhe Kese Pata?

Son: Mene Kaha “Give Me Sweet Kiss” To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye

Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha..
“See You in the evening!”
Santa gusse me: “Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kamini!
Dhamki kisko deti hai

Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya…

Dost: Kitnay Runs Banay?

Sardar: Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay..
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia

What do you call a female who never laughs?
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“HASINA”

Patni: Utho raat k 2 baje hain..
Pati: Itni raat ko mujhe neend se kyun uthaya?
Patni: Aaj aapne neend ki goli nahi li..