Archive for the ‘Santa Banta SMS’ category

BMW Mili He

July 17th, 2014

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife..

Kal maine roket chhoda

June 13th, 2014

Santa: Kal maine roket chhoda jo suraj se ja
takraya.
Banta: Fir kya hua?
Santa: Meri boht pitayi hui,
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: Suraj ki mammi ne muje pita..

Kitni dur hai

June 12th, 2014

Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne Santa se pucha – Dharti kitni dur hai?
Santa: 2 kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha – Kis taraf?
Santa: NEECHE……… :-)

A & B

May 13th, 2014

Santa Meets His Friend Banta
Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!

Banta: Oye, Iska Matlab?

Santa: Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

Baal bahut gir rahe hai

May 3rd, 2014

Santa: Yaar mere baal bahut gir rahe hai.
Banta: Par kaise?
Santa: Tension se..
Banta: Kis baat ki tension?
Banta: Baal girne ki… :-(

Santa pi kar

May 2nd, 2014

Santa pi kar Scooter se 1 Arthi Se takra Gya..

Dead body gir Gyi
Log Santa ko Pitne lge..

Santa: Jo Gir gya h vo t kuch bol nhi rha
Tum log Jyada DON bn rhe ho :evil:

Tu mirror ke

March 10th, 2014

Santa: Tu mirror ke samne baith kar
kyun padhta
hai?
.
.
.
Banta: Iske 3 fayde hain.
1. Sath me revsion ho jata hai.
2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai.
3. Padhne ke liye company mil jati :-)

Nayi neighbour

February 10th, 2014

Santa: Wo jo nayi neighbour aayi hai wo Aam Aadmi Party ki member hai..
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: Today morning …
I waved my hand to her and she showed me the Broom :-(

Santa In Shop

December 21st, 2013

Santa In Shop: Kafi Der
Gifts Dekhne Ke Bad
Santa Ne Ek Gift Ke Taraf
Ishara Kar Ke Pocha…
Ye Hansta Huwa Kutta Kitne Ka Hai..??
Shopkeeper: Sir Ye Aina Hai :roll:

Santa Banta Se

October 3rd, 2013

Santa: Mere Teen Bete Engineer
Ban Gye Magr Ek Beta Daku Ban Gya,
Banta: To Use Ghar Se Nikaal Do,
Santa: Yehi To Problam Hai
Kamakar To Whi Laa Rha Hai..!