Archive for the ‘Santa Banta SMS’ category

Invitation mila

June 22nd, 2015

Santa ko party ka
Invitation mila
Jisme likha tha “PINK TIE ONLY”
Santa party me
Gya to surprise
Ho gya Usne dekha logo ne PANT-SHIRT B PEHEN te ;-)

Santa ki girlfriend

April 29th, 2015


Santa ki girlfriend ka message aaya,
“I miss u.”
Santa ne jawab bheja, “I mister u.

Santa aur Banta

April 5th, 2015


Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye
Santa: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai?
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega :-(

Santa was reading

November 18th, 2014

Santa was reading financial times..
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Headlines: “Microsoft buys Whatsapp
for $8.5 billion.”
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Santa: “O Teri!! Kharida Kyoon,
Download Kar Leta.

Dettol soap hai?

October 15th, 2014

Santa: Lalaji Dettol soap hai?
Lala: Ha
Santa: Acha vala hai?
Lala: Ha
Santa: Achi Quality ka hai?
Lala: Ha bhai ha
Santa: Thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

Same As Above

October 4th, 2014

Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya…
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“Same As Above”

Ped pe chhad jaun to

September 26th, 2014

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jaun to Engineering College ki ladkiyan dikh jaayengi?

Banta: Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to Medical College ki bhi dikh jaayengi.. :-)

BMW Mili He

July 17th, 2014

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife..

Kal maine roket chhoda

June 13th, 2014

Santa: Kal maine roket chhoda jo suraj se ja
takraya.
Banta: Fir kya hua?
Santa: Meri boht pitayi hui,
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: Suraj ki mammi ne muje pita..

Kitni dur hai

June 12th, 2014

Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne Santa se pucha – Dharti kitni dur hai?
Santa: 2 kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha – Kis taraf?
Santa: NEECHE……… :-)