Archive for the ‘Santa Banta SMS’ category

Tu mirror ke

March 10th, 2014

Santa: Tu mirror ke samne baith kar
kyun padhta
hai?
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.
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Banta: Iske 3 fayde hain.
1. Sath me revsion ho jata hai.
2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai.
3. Padhne ke liye company mil jati :-)

Nayi neighbour

February 10th, 2014

Santa: Wo jo nayi neighbour aayi hai wo Aam Aadmi Party ki member hai..
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: Today morning …
I waved my hand to her and she showed me the Broom :-(

Santa In Shop

December 21st, 2013

Santa In Shop: Kafi Der
Gifts Dekhne Ke Bad
Santa Ne Ek Gift Ke Taraf
Ishara Kar Ke Pocha…
Ye Hansta Huwa Kutta Kitne Ka Hai..??
Shopkeeper: Sir Ye Aina Hai :roll:

Santa Banta Se

October 3rd, 2013

Santa: Mere Teen Bete Engineer
Ban Gye Magr Ek Beta Daku Ban Gya,
Banta: To Use Ghar Se Nikaal Do,
Santa: Yehi To Problam Hai
Kamakar To Whi Laa Rha Hai..!

Yaar teri

September 19th, 2013

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

I Love you kaha

August 18th, 2013

Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
.
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
.
Kya bola?
.
To Santa rote hue bola:
.
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?

Fir kya kiya?

August 3rd, 2013

Santa: Mere padosi ka bachha gum ho gaya!
Banta: Fir kya kiya?
Santa: Maine kaha Google per Search kar lo
Mil jaye to Download kar lena.

See You in the evening

July 19th, 2013

Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha
“See You in the evening!”
Santa gusse me: Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kamini!
Dhamki kisko deti hai?

Mera BETA

June 14th, 2013

Santa: Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni: Fir?
Santa: Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni: Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa: Mera BETA..

Womens College for Boys

June 8th, 2013

Santa na ek college khola,
.
Naam kya rakha ho ga?
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Naam Tha – Womens College for Boys