Archive for the ‘Santa Banta SMS’ category

Santa was reading

November 18th, 2014

Santa was reading financial times..
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Headlines: “Microsoft buys Whatsapp
for $8.5 billion.”
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Santa: “O Teri!! Kharida Kyoon,
Download Kar Leta.

Dettol soap hai?

October 15th, 2014

Santa: Lalaji Dettol soap hai?
Lala: Ha
Santa: Acha vala hai?
Lala: Ha
Santa: Achi Quality ka hai?
Lala: Ha bhai ha
Santa: Thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

Same As Above

October 4th, 2014

Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya…
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“Same As Above”

Ped pe chhad jaun to

September 26th, 2014

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jaun to Engineering College ki ladkiyan dikh jaayengi?

Banta: Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to Medical College ki bhi dikh jaayengi.. :-)

BMW Mili He

July 17th, 2014

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife..

Kal maine roket chhoda

June 13th, 2014

Santa: Kal maine roket chhoda jo suraj se ja
takraya.
Banta: Fir kya hua?
Santa: Meri boht pitayi hui,
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: Suraj ki mammi ne muje pita..

Kitni dur hai

June 12th, 2014

Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne Santa se pucha – Dharti kitni dur hai?
Santa: 2 kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha – Kis taraf?
Santa: NEECHE……… :-)

A & B

May 13th, 2014

Santa Meets His Friend Banta
Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!

Banta: Oye, Iska Matlab?

Santa: Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

Baal bahut gir rahe hai

May 3rd, 2014

Santa: Yaar mere baal bahut gir rahe hai.
Banta: Par kaise?
Santa: Tension se..
Banta: Kis baat ki tension?
Banta: Baal girne ki… :-(

Santa pi kar

May 2nd, 2014

Santa pi kar Scooter se 1 Arthi Se takra Gya..

Dead body gir Gyi
Log Santa ko Pitne lge..

Santa: Jo Gir gya h vo t kuch bol nhi rha
Tum log Jyada DON bn rhe ho :evil: