What is your name?

September 30th, 2013 by admin No comments »

Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher: When I ask a question in English, Answer it in English.
Student: My name is Sunlight.

Jo hasaye

September 29th, 2013 by admin No comments »

Jo hasaye hume wo dost,
Jo rulaye hume wo pyaar,

Jo jhuke wo dost hai,
Jo jhukaye wo pyaar hai,

Jo manaye hume wo dost,
Jo sataye hume wo pyaar,

Phir bhi dosti chod ke log kyu karte hai pyaar.

JO Larki

September 28th, 2013 by admin No comments »

JO Larki English B0L k Khud K0
Miss/Queen Samjhti He
Usay 1 Baat BtaDo k
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U.K Me Chaprasi B English bolta He :-)

Naam kya rakha ho ga?

September 27th, 2013 by admin No comments »

Santa na ek college khola,
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Naam kya rakha ho ga?
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Naam Tha – Womens College for Boys

Ache dost

September 26th, 2013 by admin No comments »

+””+.+””+.
+ Aap isme +
‘ “+ ho = +”
‘ ‘ “+ , ,+”
Yha se niklne k koshis n krna
Wrna ye tut jayega
Qki ache dost kbhi dil nhi todte.

Bhagwan apke

September 25th, 2013 by admin No comments »

Bhagwan apke sare Gaam ret par likh de.
Taki wo hawa se hi mit jaye.
Aur khusiyan pattar par likhe,
Taki hawa to kya usse barish bhi na mita paye.

Hum jab bhi

September 24th, 2013 by admin No comments »

Hum jab bhi aapki duniya se jayenge
Itni khushiya or apnapan de jayenge
Ki jab bhi yaad karoge iss pagal dost ko
Hasti ankho se bhi aansu nikal ayenge

Road par traffic Jaam

September 23rd, 2013 by admin No comments »

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(_good___,=—–/
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night

Road par traffic Jaam tha.

Isliye
Aaj Helicopter se aana pada
“Good Night”

Na muskurane ko

September 22nd, 2013 by admin No comments »

Na muskurane ko ji chahta hai,
Na anshu bhane ko ji chahta hai,
Linkhu to kya linkhu teri yaad mai,
Bas tere pass lot aane ko ji chahta hai..

Bank me paise jama karane gaya

September 21st, 2013 by admin No comments »

Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.

Cashier: Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Santa: Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!