Mubarak Ho

February 28th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Nurse: Mubarak Ho Aap k Ghar Beta Paida Hua He.
Sardar: O terii.. Kya Technology He..

Biwi Meri Hospital Me He Aur Bachcha Mere Ghar Paida huwa He..

Aapki ek Cheez

February 27th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Aapki ek Cheez Hame Bahut
Pasand Hai…
Aap Jab Bhi Koi
Kam Karte Ho To Dil Laga
Kar Karte Ho…
Kiyon Ki
Dimaag To Aapke Paas Hai Nahi…!

Khushbu me

February 26th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Khushbu me ehasa hota hai…
Dosti ka rista khaas hota hai.
Har baat ko zuban se kehana mumkin nahi…
Isliye dosti ka dusar naam VISHVAS hota ha.

Dete ho

February 25th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Dete ho kyu dard bas hami ko,
Kya samjho is ankho ki nami ko,
Kehne ko to hai lakho tare chand ke,
Par kya chand mehsus karta hai is tare ke kami ko… :cry:

3 din se bhuki hu

February 24th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Lady Beggar: Aee.. bhaiya,
1 rupya de de.. 3 din se bhuki hu…
Pappu: 3 din se bhuki hai toh 1 rupye ka kya
karegi…??
Lady Beggar: Weight check krugi, kitna kam ho gaya hai..

Engineering Ki Degree

February 23rd, 2014 by admin No comments »

1st Friend: Mere Pas Engineering Ki Degree He..
Kya Karu?
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2nd Friend: OLX Pe Bech De.. :mrgreen:

Tarasti nazaron ki

February 22nd, 2014 by admin No comments »

Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,
Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum,
Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahu?.. kuch khas ho tum :-P

Jo dost

February 21st, 2014 by admin No comments »

Jo dost hamesha sath rahe wo saccha hai ji,
Jo musibato me kaam aaye wo achha hai ji,
Kabhi kabhi hamse bhi ho jati hai nadaniya,
“Qki DILTO BACHHA HAE JI”

Mere Chehre Pe

February 20th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Wife: Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyu Dala?
Husband: Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha,
“Meri Beti PHOOL Ki
Tarah Hai Ise Murjhane Mat Dena” ;-)

Maa k bina

February 19th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Maa k bina zindgi viran hoti hain,
Tanha safar me hr rah sunsaan hoti hain,
Zindagi me maa ka hona zarori hain,
Maa ki duaon se hi har mushkil aasaan hoti hain…