Chand ki dosti

October 6th, 2013 by admin No comments »

Chand ki dosti raat se subah tak,
Suraj ki dosti subah se shaam tak,
Par hamari dosti pahlli mulakat se aakhri Saans tak :-)

Kya hua

October 5th, 2013 by admin No comments »

Malkin: Kya hua tum 3 din kam pe nai aayi?
Kamwali: Mene to Facebook pe update kiya tha ki mai gaon ja rai hu,
Apke pati ne comment bhi diya tha “Miss u”

Tere husn ki aag mein

October 4th, 2013 by admin No comments »

Tere husn ki aag mein jal jaane de mujhe
Tere hoton ki mey ko pee jaane de mujhe
Mil jaaye meri rooh ko maut ka sukun
Tere jism ki kabr mein dafan ho jaane de mujhe

Santa Banta Se

October 3rd, 2013 by admin No comments »

Santa: Mere Teen Bete Engineer
Ban Gye Magr Ek Beta Daku Ban Gya,
Banta: To Use Ghar Se Nikaal Do,
Santa: Yehi To Problam Hai
Kamakar To Whi Laa Rha Hai..!

Sine me dil

October 2nd, 2013 by admin No comments »

Sine me dil, Dil me dard,
Dard me nasha, Nashe me mithas,
Mithas me ummid, Ummid me khayal,
Khayal me tasvir, Tasvir me aap!

Tum Gaye To

October 1st, 2013 by admin No comments »

Tum Gaye To Har Khushi Chali Gayi.
Tumhare Bina Chirago Me Roshni Chali Gayi.
Kiya Kaho Kiya Gujri Hai Is Dil Par.
Ham Zinda Rah Gaye,
Par Hamari Zindagi Chali Gayi.

What is your name?

September 30th, 2013 by admin No comments »

Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher: When I ask a question in English, Answer it in English.
Student: My name is Sunlight.

Jo hasaye

September 29th, 2013 by admin No comments »

Jo hasaye hume wo dost,
Jo rulaye hume wo pyaar,

Jo jhuke wo dost hai,
Jo jhukaye wo pyaar hai,

Jo manaye hume wo dost,
Jo sataye hume wo pyaar,

Phir bhi dosti chod ke log kyu karte hai pyaar.

JO Larki

September 28th, 2013 by admin No comments »

JO Larki English B0L k Khud K0
Miss/Queen Samjhti He
Usay 1 Baat BtaDo k
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U.K Me Chaprasi B English bolta He :-)

Naam kya rakha ho ga?

September 27th, 2013 by admin No comments »

Santa na ek college khola,
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Naam kya rakha ho ga?
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Naam Tha – Womens College for Boys