Class me so kyon rahe ho?

July 20th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Teacher (Bunty se): Bunty, Tum class me so kyon rahe ho?

Bunty: Ma’m, Aapki aawaaz itni pyaari hai ki mai so hee jaata hoon!

Teacher: Toh baakiyon ko neend kyon nahi aa rahi?

Bunty: Kyonki ve aapko sun hee nahi rahe Ma’m!

Hamaraa Rishta

July 19th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Hamaraa Rishta Hai ise Hum Nibhayenge
Pal Pal Aapko Satayenge Hasayenge
Aapko Toh Fursat Hi Nahi Yaad Karne Ki
Par Hum SMS Karke Yaad Dilayenge…

3 Cheezo se bani

July 18th, 2014 by admin No comments »

3 Cheezo se bani he Duniya – “Himmat, Hosla or Dum”
3 Lamho se bani he Zindagi – “Khushi, Ehsaas or Gum”
3 Cheezo se bani he yeh Dosti – “U, Me or Hum……….”

BMW Mili He

July 17th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife..

Sabse Fast

July 16th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Duniya me 2 cheeze Sabse Fast
Hai..
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1. Email
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2. Female
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1 Minute Me Idhar Ki Baat
Udhar Pohcha Deti Hai..!!!

Aaj Bhi Teri DOSTI

July 15th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Aaj Bhi Teri DOSTI Yad Aane Pey
MjhKo Rula Deti H …
Tu Bhul Jaye MjhKo Tou Gum Nhi …
Par Meri Dosti Hmesha Tujh Ko Duaa Deti H …

Suraj roshni le kar

July 14th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chiriyon ne gana gaaya,
Phoolon ne hans kar bola,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya,
Happy Birthday my jaanu…

Hum Sirf Ye Soch Kar

July 13th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Hum Sirf Ye Soch Kar Apni Answer
Sheet Khaali Chhod Aate Hain Ke Kahi
Teachers Ye Na Kahein,
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“Dekho Aaj Ke Bacche Bado Ko Jawaab
Dete Hain”
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Sanskar You Know..!!

Dosti Karo To

July 12th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Dosti Karo To Dhoka Mat dena,
Kisi Ko Aashaon Ka Tohfa Mat dena,
Dil Se Roye Koi Tumhe Yaad Karke,
Aisa kabhi Kisi Ko Mooka Mat dena.

Zamaana gujar gaya

July 11th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Zamaana gujar gaya haathon ko milaye hue,
Muddat ho gayi nazaron ko milaye hue,
Din raat nikal gaye yaadon me khoye hue,
Ab kab samane aaoge yaar muskurate hue?