Ye dosti

May 20th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Ye dosti meri nahi humari hai
Isiliye to sab rishto se pyari hai
Mumkin nahi dosto ko roz milna
Tabhi to SMS ki Rimjhim jari hai…

Yogi

Gum mei hasne walo

May 19th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Gum mei hasne walo ko rulaya nahi jata,
Lehron ko pani se milaya nahi jata,
Hone wale khud hi apne ho jate hai,
Kisi ko keh kar apna banaya nahi jata..

Pathar mat pheko

May 18th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai :-)

Is Dil se

May 17th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Is Dil se apko bhula nhi sakte,
Aisa kyu hai ye bata nahi sakte,
Mushkil to ye hai ki aap yakeen nahi krte,
Aur afsos.. Hum yakeen dila nhi skte..

Police Constable

May 16th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Police constable 2 his Son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo :-D

Agar aap

May 15th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Agar aap Pareshan ho
Neend nai aati
Sukon nai?
Kisi kam me dil B nai lagta
To samjo k apki zindgi me
.
.
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Vitamin “She/He” ki kami hai…

What r you doing.. ??

May 14th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Boyfriend on call: Hey baby, What r you doing.. ??

GF: Sirdard kar raha hai
Jaanu sone jaa rahi hu……..
and you sweet heart.. ??

BF: Mai Cinema Hall me,
Tere piche baitha popcorn kha raha hu kamini..

A & B

May 13th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Santa Meets His Friend Banta
Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!

Banta: Oye, Iska Matlab?

Santa: Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

One day

May 12th, 2014 by admin No comments »

One day Ravan went to a Disco
Aur
Wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya :-(
Kyun?
Kyun?
Bcoz it was written on the gate that:
“Entry Fee Rs.2000 per Head” :mrgreen:

Happy Mother’s Day 2014!

May 11th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Maa hai mohabbat ka naam,
Maa ko hazaron salaam,
Karde fida zindagi,
Aaye jo bachon ke kaam.
Happy Mothers Day….!